Your keys needed a birthstone. This is not what anyone expected. Perfect.
This whipped cream keychain is soft, swirly, and shaped like a little poop emoji — but also a snake. It's giving dessert. It's giving serpent. It's giving both, sealed in UV resin and shimmer-tinted to match your birth month. We don't make the rules, we just make the keychains.
Handmade and food-inspired, this is for the person who takes their birth month seriously and their accessory choices even more seriously. Lightweight, weird, and deeply personal.
No two are exactly alike. Handmade means actually handmade.
🎁 An unreasonably good gift for the birthday person in your life — or yourself, obviously.
Handmade
Size: 2.5 inch from chain to bottom of charm
Sealed in UV resin
Lightweight
Food-inspired design
Includes keyring
Store away from water, perfume, and sunlight. Handle with love — every piece is a tiny work of art.
